You have to admit, the arrest, the grinning mug-shot, it all seemed tailor-made for late-night skewering.
"He failed a field sobriety test. Well, of course he failed a field sobriety test—the kid's pants are halfway down around his ankles! How's he supposed to walk a straight line?" Kimmel cracked.
But wait, there's more.
"He was arrested today in Miami for drag racing and drunk driving in a rentedLamborghini , which is pretty surprising when you hear that the only race car he'd been in before that was his bed, He's facing a pretty stiff penalty. They're saying he could get up to two years of being his own neighbor, which is just awful. It's just awful. You don't want that," said Fallon.
And of course, there was the face flashed around the world. "I don't know if I'm looking at a mug shot or a Proactiv commercial," said Fallon.
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