- We need to talk
- Do I look fat?
- Umm there’s this new store at the mall…
- I’m not hungry hungry, but I’ll share your garlic mayo fries.
- Why do you have to hang out with Fahad so much? Is he your boyfriend?
- Oh never mind, Yasir is just a friend. But I don’t get a good vibe from Ramsha so you better not talk to her.
- I’m not one of those girls.
- You’re just like a brother to me.
- *On the second date* some people are coming over tomorrow for my rishta, so I thought I should just let you know.
- If I ask you something, would you be honest?
- OMG! The dreadlocks on that guy look so YUM.
- So this one time, my ex and I went to…
- Can’t believe how you can spend this much on a pair of jeans! Don’t look at my footwear collection, I’m classy – I have to!
- I am an independent woman but you should pay for the meal. I’m old fashioned.
- Where is my exclusive time in your given day? You treat me like a filler.
- Who is she?
- You’ve changed so much. You’re not the same person anymore.
- Why do you still watch cartoons? Grow up.
- Go away, leave me alone… How dare you walk out on me?
- You’re always too busy to even think about me.
- Fine.
- You’re so thin. Why don’t you go to the gym?
- You’re such a mama’s boy.
- Let’s watch some TV. New Girl or Pretty Little Liars?
- Why do you always want to control me? It’s suffocating. Give me some space to breathe.
- I knew it!
- Are you sure?
- I don’t believe you.
- I didn’t mean anything I said. I was just PMS-ing.
- You know I’m still mad at you for what you said to me at Sarah’s wedding in 2004.
- … But we can be friends.
- You know you’d save a lot of money if you don’t smoke.
- Mom is coming over for the weekend.
- Can you look after the kids; I just have to go to the tailor for “five minutes”.
- When I say chocolates, it means dark chocolate. You’re so useless.
- Wait wait stop the car!! I need to Instagram that.
- Why can’t we go there? All of my friends have been there already. Even Bushra.
- Why do you have to watch match highlights when you already know who won? Please switch toHum TV. I wanna watch the rerun of Kadurat.
- Are you even listening to me?
- WHATEVER.
Friday, 1 November 2013
40 things that Pakistani men hate to hear
Pakistan trounce South Africa by 66 runs
Pakistani bowler Shahid Afridi (C) celebrates with team-mates after taking South African cricketer Faf du Plessis (unseen) out for Leg Before Wicket during the second day-night international against South Africa in Dubai Cricket Stadium in Dubai on November 1, 2013. PHOTO: AFP
DUBAI: Pakistan won the second One Day International (ODI) by 66 runs to level the five match series by 1-1.
Shahid Afridi and Muhammad Irfan were pick of the bowlers as both took three wickets each. Saeed Ajmal claimed two wickets.
Ryan McLaren was the highest South African run scorer and remained not out on 29.
Earlier, Pakistan were bowled out for 209 in the the second match of the five match One Day International series against South Africa, setting the Proteas a 210 run target to chase in the Dubai night.
However, it was not all smooth sailing for Pakistan who were coasting a 112 for two at one point after Ahmed Shehzad had struck 58 runs (85 balls).
While Umer Amin and Umar Akmal attempted to steady the ship, both were dismissed close together to leave Pakistan reeling at 148 for six, exposing the Pakistani tail.
However, the tailenders managed to pull Pakistan over 200 with cameos from Shahid Afridi (26 off 20 balls) and Wahab Riaz (18 off 24 balls).
For South Africa, Ryan Mclaren and Morne Morkel were the pick of the bowlers, claiming four and three wickets respectively. Spinner Imran Tahir, who has been the main bogeyman for Pakistan in the Test and the ODI series so far, managed to pick only one wicket though in his 10 overs he conceded only 28 runs.
Earlier, Pakistan had won the toss and opted to bat.
In the first match of the five-match series, Pakistan was defeated by South Africa, giving the latter a 1-0 lead on October 30 in Sharjah. South Africa had won by one run, finishing at a score of 183.
Pakistan
Nasir Jamshed, Ahmed Shehzad, Mohammad Hafeez, Misbahul Haq (c), Umar Amin, Umar Akmal, Shahid Afridi, Sohail Tanvir, Wahab Riaz, Saeed Ajmal, Mohammad Irfan
South Africa
Graeme Smith, Quinton de Kock, JP Duminy, Faf du Plessis, AB de Villiers (c), David Miller, Ryan McLaren, Wayne Parnell, Morne Morkel, Lonwabo Tsotsobe, Imran Tahir
Is it a boy or a girl? Germany allows babies to be neither
Experts estimate one in 1,500 to 2,000 births result in a baby of indeterminate gender or both male and female gender features. PHOTO: FILE
BERLIN: Germany on Friday became the first European country to allow babies born with characteristics of both sexes to be registered as neither male nor female, but advocates called for broader reforms.
Under the new legislation, the entry for gender can be left blank on birth certificates, effectively creating a category for indeterminate sex in the public register.
But activists promoting the rights of so-called ‘intersex’ people said they hoped the creation of a third gender option would open the door to broader changes limiting genital surgery on newborns with both male and female characteristics.
“It’s a first, important step in the right direction,” Lucie Veith, an intersex person from the northern German city of Hamburg, told AFP.
But Veith said leaving the gender undefined on birth certificates was never the main lobbying point for her group, the German chapter of the Association of Intersexed People, or others in the intersex community.
“That we forbid cosmetic genital surgeries for newborns, that is our first demand,” Veith said.
The German law is intended to remove pressure on parents to quickly make a decision about controversial sex assignment surgeries for newborns, but many advocates say it does not go far enough.
“The surgeries are likely to continue in Germany,” said Silvan Agius, policy director at ILGA Europe, a lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and intersex rights group.
“Parents can already refuse these surgeries,” Agius added.
“You can already say, ‘No, thank you very much, I don’t want any surgery until my child can choose his or her gender.’”
Operations on intersex babies and infants in many European countries take place without adequate informed consent by the patients, according to a 2012 European Commission report on the topic.
The report also found that many adults born intersex are angry these surgeries were performed without their consent.
Experts estimate one in 1,500 to 2,000 births result in a baby of indeterminate gender or both male and female gender features.
The Council of Europe for the first time last month addressed the issue, in a Parliamentary Assembly resolution calling on member states to study the prevalence of “non-medically justified operations” that may harm children and take steps to “ensure that no-one is subjected to unnecessary medical or surgical treatment that is cosmetic rather than vital for health during infancy or childhood”.
Agius and other advocates worry that the new German law creates a de facto third gender category legally, but does nothing to change a society that operates largely on a gender binary with facilities such as separate male and female public toilets.
“There could be many other laws that could follow it and make it implementable and good,” Agius said.
“My point is that if it remains as is… then it’s greatly deficient.”
Rate revision: Petrol price ‘slashed’ by nearly half a rupee
The new price of petrol stands at Rs112.76 against current price of Rs 113.24 per litre.
ISLAMABAD:
The federal government on Thursday slashed petrol price by a measly Rs0.48 per litre, instead of the recommended Rs2.48 cut. The reduction takes effect from November 1, according to a notification by the Oil and Gas Regulatory Authority (Ogra).
According to a summary moved by Ogra before the ministries of petroleum and finance on Wednesday, the price of petrol was proposed to be slashed by as much as Rs2.48 per litre from Friday.
However, the government cut its price by Rs0.48 per litre to adjust a reduction in rate of petroleum levy to earn more revenue during the month of November. The new price of petrol stands at Rs112.76 against current price of Rs 113.24 per litre.
In line with escalation in global oil prices, Ogra had suggested a price hike of Rs0.18 per litre on High Speed Diesel (HSD) – which is widely used in heavy transport vehicles, but its price was cut by Rs0.20 per litre taking it to Rs116.75 from the existing rate of Rs116.95.
Meanwhile, the rate of kerosene oil, which is widely used in remote areas where Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) is not available, has been decreased by Rs0.13 per litre from Rs108.13 to Rs108.00.

However, the cost of Light Diesel Oil (LDO) has remained unchanged, but the price of high-octane blending component, used in luxury vehicles, has gone down by Rs2.67 – from Rs143.90 to Rs141.23 – per litre.
Ogra had recommended increase in HSD, LDO and kerosene prices and suggested that they be adjusted in the petroleum levy, but the finance ministry ignored the proposal.
Pakistan condemns Friday's drone strike
The statement notes that "such strikes also set dangerous precedents in the inter-state relations." PHOTO: FILE
ISLAMABAD: With unconfirmed reports that a drone strike in Dandey Darpakhel in Miranshah area of North Waziristan targeting a compound in the use of Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan chief Hakeemullah Mehsud, the government of Pakistan condemns the strike.
According to a statement released from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs on Friday evening, it repeated its stance that drone strikes are a violation of Pakistan’s sovereignty and territorial integrity and that there is an across the board consensus in Pakistan that these drone strikes must end.
The statement added that the Pakistan government has consistently maintained that drone strikes are counter-productive, entail loss of innocent civilian lives and have human rights and humanitarian implications.
“Such strikes also set dangerous precedents in the inter-state relations.”
The statement added that drone strikes have a negative impact on the mutual desire of both countries to forge a cordial and cooperative relationship and to ensure peace and stability in the region.
According to initial reports of the strike on Friday, the second in two days, killed at least five people as the drone fired two missiles on a compound in Dandey Darpakhel.
Earlier on Thursday, a strike targeted another compound and car in the Miranshah Bazaar and killed at least three people.
Exfoliate, moisturise and eat right to look good
Exfoliate, moisturise and eat right to look good. PHOTO: FILE
NEW DELHI: Keeping your skin moisturised is the best way to nourish skin but don’t skip exfoliation or healthy food to maintain the glow of the skin, says an expert.
Here are a few handy tips from Aparna Santhanam, celebrity dermatologist from Marico to make skin radiant:
Moisturising should be a basic body care regime required to keep your skin refreshed and nourished. Don’t neglect hands and feet.
Exfoliating your skin twice a week is important to maintain a youthful and brightened look as it removes dead and weary skin. Homemade concoction of crushed oats, honey and sugar grains is one way to do it.
Eat a balanced diet that consists of fresh fruits, coconut water, avocado and nuts, among other healthy food items.
Apply homemade skin-moisturising face pack too. Mix equal quantities of papaya pulp and honey and massage on the damp face for 15 minutes then wash it off with cold water
Aamir Khan honoured by US for Satyamev Jayate
Aamir says his aim is to sensitise Indians about social issues and help them find solutions. PHOTO: FILE
WASHINGTON: B-town perfectionist Aamir Khan is no doubt an achiever, given he is a three-time National Award winner and was also recently ranked among 100 most influential people in Time magazine. However, apart from being a splendid actor, Aamir is also known for his social activism through advertisements and his popular TV show Satyamev Jayate.
For the latter, Bollywood superstar has been honoured with a prestigious US award in recognition of his successful effort to create debate on India’s pressing social problems through the TV show. The 47-year-old actor was presented with the Inaugural America Abroad Media Award along with Oscar-winning director Kathryn Bigelow and the International Centre on Non-violent Conflict (ICNC) at a ceremony held on Monday night.
Launched in 2012, the Sunday morning show, Satyamev Jayete, tackles some of India’s most pressing social problems – forced abortions of unborn girls, domestic violence, child sexual abuse, alcoholism and treatment of the elderly.
“I had no idea how the work we started back home would somehow interest those outside India,” said Aamir while accepting the award in person – a rare exception to his practice of not attending award shows. “My team and I are trying to do this show out of love because we feel that we are part of the problem and we are also part of the solution; we need to find that. We need to question ourselves and look inside as opposed to pointing outside,” he said after the ceremony.
Aamir, who was accompanied by his filmmaker wife Kiran Rao, said he is working on the next season of the show. “All my capabilities lie in the field of media and storytelling. So we try to combine our expertise and capabilities in storytelling and television and pick on social issues that we feel can make a difference,” he said.
Aamir Khan said, though it is nice to be felicitated here, he is more concerned about the Indian audience. “My main aim is to really work in India. To sensitise people about issues and see that we can find solutions to our own issues back home. I am looking to talking to Indians,” he asserted.
When asked by a Pakistani journalist whether he would work for a Pakistani film, Aamir answered, “I am a creative person. Whenever I receive an offer from any part of the world, which is of interest to me, I would like to do that.”
“The culture of India and Pakistan are the same. Our language is the same. There are a lot of similarities among us. So indeed, if there is any offer of a film from Pakistan, and I like the script, I would certainly like to do that,” he added.
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